Thursday, May 10, 2012

A Preface to 1.5 hours High Adrenaline Autodrive in Mumbai


           1300 hours and we were sleeping on mattress as if “Jail se bhaag ke aane ke baad kee pehli  neend” or some can say “Tharkee hain saale... raat ko itnaa peeliyaa hoegaa jo abhi bhi saale Hangover mein padhe hain." But when eyes opened up, I was at that moment searching for Daddy (Sorry its The Daddys, The Demallows Daddy, The Abhishek Agarwal, Our group’s most frequent visitor to Amroha), even after  a friendship of almost a decade, hum mei se koi yeh nahin samajh paaya hai kee samasya itnee gupt kyun hai :(

          Atlast we waked up somewhere around 1330 hours and now everyone’s body were  functioning in super synchronous mode... uff its technoholic... hehehe. So we decided kee yaar ek Chaai toh bantee hai, Instantly I put on my fone and smsed  one of my workphilic friend "Good Afternoon Bhai... Soke Uthaa huun yaar... Feeling Hungry aur Chaai bhi nahin lee subah se yaar" Infact Chaai se yaad aaya its a national drink... Chaahe Dilli ho ya Mumbai, Chennai ya Lucknow you will get it there and most importantly at a price tag of Rupees 5 only. Now we all decided to go to some place jahaan chaai miltee ho.. We discussed about Sheiks new Cherry Blossom, some global topics were also on our walk through like Gmail Storage Exhaust and Daddy's unintentional Credit Card fraud, jiske liye usse penalty dena padhaa thaa :(

         Well its worthy to say Daddy has one very lucrative contact, Daddy ke pass safalta kee ek Administrative seedhi hai... I mean to say Bhaai meri ek lady IAS officer (RS: Single) se baat karaa rahaa thaa... I am in love.. I am in love.. I am in love onceagain. Sahi mei yaar agar daddy mera dost hai aur usse agar Dosti pe trust hai toh he will go and ask her ... uff convince her.. kee mera bhaai tumse unconditional pyaar kartaa hai “Tum desh Sambhaalo.. Woh Ghar Sambhaal lega” otherwise Daddy tu.... ab chodh yaar.

         Now atlast we were at Daddy’s place.. F Building and were talking about Demallows Yadav kee agar Demallows Yahaan aagaya toh tere ghar kaa yeh EMERGENCY EXIT jaroor khulegaa :) Still there was enough space kee Me and Daddy could easily pass through walking in parallel. Now its time to Call Pizza Hut, after a discussion of about 5 minutes, Daddy ordered some Angrezi Pizza Stuff.. with Coke. The clock was showing something 1350 hours at that time and we were doing was just “BAKAR only” and something like “Bhaai ladki kaa naam SEWAK karwaana hai kuch jugaadh bataao” So its to have some bath and ittefaq se Pizza waala bhi time pe aagaya... 

         Kuch khaas interesting nahin hua and yeah! Jindagi bass unn interesting lambhon kaa wait hee kar rahee thee So atlast at 1530 hours we exited from Daddy’s Den to catch a train from a station jiskaa distance Rs. 230-250 mei cover hota thaa :( Quite Strange....Naa

Story abhi baaki hai mere doston... aakhiri 1.5 hours of High Adrenalin hamaare yahaan se shuru hoenge, when every minute will be mattering... and self belief kee aaj kee BC ghar se permanent Exit ticket degi....  Stay Connected.. Stay Reading..  Coming Soon..uHutH