Thursday, May 10, 2012

A Preface to 1.5 hours High Adrenaline Autodrive in Mumbai


           1300 hours and we were sleeping on mattress as if “Jail se bhaag ke aane ke baad kee pehli  neend” or some can say “Tharkee hain saale... raat ko itnaa peeliyaa hoegaa jo abhi bhi saale Hangover mein padhe hain." But when eyes opened up, I was at that moment searching for Daddy (Sorry its The Daddys, The Demallows Daddy, The Abhishek Agarwal, Our group’s most frequent visitor to Amroha), even after  a friendship of almost a decade, hum mei se koi yeh nahin samajh paaya hai kee samasya itnee gupt kyun hai :(

          Atlast we waked up somewhere around 1330 hours and now everyone’s body were  functioning in super synchronous mode... uff its technoholic... hehehe. So we decided kee yaar ek Chaai toh bantee hai, Instantly I put on my fone and smsed  one of my workphilic friend "Good Afternoon Bhai... Soke Uthaa huun yaar... Feeling Hungry aur Chaai bhi nahin lee subah se yaar" Infact Chaai se yaad aaya its a national drink... Chaahe Dilli ho ya Mumbai, Chennai ya Lucknow you will get it there and most importantly at a price tag of Rupees 5 only. Now we all decided to go to some place jahaan chaai miltee ho.. We discussed about Sheiks new Cherry Blossom, some global topics were also on our walk through like Gmail Storage Exhaust and Daddy's unintentional Credit Card fraud, jiske liye usse penalty dena padhaa thaa :(

         Well its worthy to say Daddy has one very lucrative contact, Daddy ke pass safalta kee ek Administrative seedhi hai... I mean to say Bhaai meri ek lady IAS officer (RS: Single) se baat karaa rahaa thaa... I am in love.. I am in love.. I am in love onceagain. Sahi mei yaar agar daddy mera dost hai aur usse agar Dosti pe trust hai toh he will go and ask her ... uff convince her.. kee mera bhaai tumse unconditional pyaar kartaa hai “Tum desh Sambhaalo.. Woh Ghar Sambhaal lega” otherwise Daddy tu.... ab chodh yaar.

         Now atlast we were at Daddy’s place.. F Building and were talking about Demallows Yadav kee agar Demallows Yahaan aagaya toh tere ghar kaa yeh EMERGENCY EXIT jaroor khulegaa :) Still there was enough space kee Me and Daddy could easily pass through walking in parallel. Now its time to Call Pizza Hut, after a discussion of about 5 minutes, Daddy ordered some Angrezi Pizza Stuff.. with Coke. The clock was showing something 1350 hours at that time and we were doing was just “BAKAR only” and something like “Bhaai ladki kaa naam SEWAK karwaana hai kuch jugaadh bataao” So its to have some bath and ittefaq se Pizza waala bhi time pe aagaya... 

         Kuch khaas interesting nahin hua and yeah! Jindagi bass unn interesting lambhon kaa wait hee kar rahee thee So atlast at 1530 hours we exited from Daddy’s Den to catch a train from a station jiskaa distance Rs. 230-250 mei cover hota thaa :( Quite Strange....Naa

Story abhi baaki hai mere doston... aakhiri 1.5 hours of High Adrenalin hamaare yahaan se shuru hoenge, when every minute will be mattering... and self belief kee aaj kee BC ghar se permanent Exit ticket degi....  Stay Connected.. Stay Reading..  Coming Soon..uHutH

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Delhi Metro | A place where Technology meets Nature.

It was just like any other evening and I was coming from visiting one of my family members home in Noida, I was travelling in metro which was bound to Dwarka sec.9 but due to some "khurpech" arised in my mind, I deboarded the train in the mid of my journey at Indraprastha metro station and had gone downstairs to have a cup of tea before resuming further... After taking a cup of tea in paper-plastic, I was feeling quite better and assuming.. I once again back to board the train and then I had seen one new thing waiting for a metro on a platform....

Without making any further delay, I ran there on the platform from one end to catch that unassuming thing as my metro train was arriving on the platform and it was just in the state of "Vaccum Application." I caught that thing and now I am saying you Why I am continously using the word "THING". Actually I am using this because it was among one of the most beautiful things which I had seen besides seeing on "MONITOR" & "Display" or through any electronic medium.... Yes! she wz a girl!...

Blue Denim Jeans, Red Top, Brown Hairs, Frameless Spectacles, and a book in her hand showing Paulo Coelho. She was holding it firmly and reading it heedingly sitting on one of the reserved seats just left of the door separator frame. The decency which I was finding in her appereance really induced me to just hold the eyes on the sight that was unseen before. Her brown hairs were looking like as if water is flowing swiftly from the height with the signs of class and simplicity. I think "Simplicity & Originality are among one of the most beautiful things, which I suppose this nature has given to us and to whom we are graving in the layers of cosmetics, she was beautiful and yes! beautiful... and thats without any cosmetics...it was the beauty of nature. The manner in which she was sitting and the way in which she was holding the book were all the matters of blueness & legacy.

I was staring at her without any reason, no doubt intentions were not bad... but oviously not as beautiful as she was looking... truly unmatchable. There were some instances when we had shared some glimpses with each other no matter whether these were intentional from one side and casual from latter end, but in the meantime we had reached Rajiv Chowk metro station which I think is one of the busiest metro stations during peak hours, lot of mob had arrived and now I had completely lost her sight...in my words "There was no line of sight between me and her."

As my life always moves somewhere around PDAs and gadgets, I updated my facebook status and ask for help from my friends "Wht to do next?" Replies were no doubt as expected...as the status is making a link between two most important things, when you are living in Delhi.... and these were "Ladki" and "Metro"... the former was among one of the most beautiful and PHOOLish things which this nature had created.... and the latter one, one of the most smart and intelligent things which geeks! had made to make life more comfortable...

I stood up from the seat which was earlier lying just in front of her and now I was the part of that uncontrollable standing mob.. but for a very beautiful reason just to get a sight of her and I am still remembering that till that moment when I had got one seat one next to her... I might have reached Karol Bagh. My cellular phone was continously ringing with suggestions from my friends through facebook... and this is for the very first time when I was using facebook for the reason for which it was created... remember "thefacebook"

I dont know whether she had noticed me or not but to get her number, I need to do any thing but who is going to end the journey first... But I decided to finish my journey later and just after on or two stations our train was standing on Janakpuri West Metro station and she suddenly stood up to go outside. The way she stood up and took a turn there towards the door, that sight was really mind blowing it was just looking that her cascading here are flying in the air in a faishon like when you see the feathers of peacock when he dances in the rain.

This story is still incomplete.. CHeck out this page regularly for full ending....

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Life in past 15 days...


Congrats! to all of my friends... jinkee aaj ZENSAR! mein joining thee... May God bless you all.... Live life! Love Life!
Best of luck for all of your future endeavours...


India | Yahaan Bolne Kee Azaadi toh hai..... But Bolne ke Baad Nahin....


You can not achieve quality standards...
You can always maintain it..
Ya! Have enough in you? Raise them... this is all about guts.


Most people can do extraordinary things if they have the confidence or take the risks.
Yet most people don't. They sit in front of the telly and treat life as if it goes on forever.
This is why I am living.. EMspired living.


Well I ws just talking to my friend... and I came to know one new SANDHI VICHHED!
BIOLOGY = BYE to LOGIC.
Not a bad thing actually....


Truth is a great flirt...


ABCDEFG | A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl.
GFEDCBA | Girl Forgets Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again.


ORANGE
It is regarded as a color code for highest threat level.
As I (we) am going through a biggest transition from my college life to professional life... threat level is ironically increasing with this... So Orange!

Energy level once again on ORANGE!
So much to do... So little time...

Friday, July 2, 2010

Some New iTaglines : gET My Mix... ToP 5

Welcome to the home of Hypertext Relationships....
Lets Come on & Bite the hand that feeds IT.

Everybody’s girlfriend is my girlfriend.

Rebooting the Social OS.

The celebrities are disposable, the content is priceless.
Courtesy : Oh No They Didnt’t!

Don’t live to geek, geek to live!
Courtesy : Lifehacker

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Indian IT Industry as an Indian Lt. Industry!

Infosys, Tata Consultancy Services, Wipro and and very few other names is that IT services industry is all about, I think there is a slight misconception here regarding services and product development. Had you even heard about any software like Microsoft Windows, Apple Mac etc from any Indian company....Most probably the answer will be no and it is quiet right Indian IT sector is largely a services based sector in which you have to take an order from outside, implement it locally and then deliver it globally. While there is one other side too companies like Microsoft, IBM, Google are coming up in India for setting up its research and development centres here. You can see the decline of Indian IT sector from the fact sheet of Dalal Street, How many companies were there in top list of Indian Companies ten years today and how many are still surviving in toppers list?

The situation is clear, now other sectors like realestate, energy, telecommunication are growing at a tremendous pace and there are various reasons why it is happening in IT sector some of them are listed below...

Weakening Dollar... Yes it has created a lot of trouble in our IT industry, the industry where every transaction is completed in a range of few dollars, obviously the surviving is very difficult because the profit margins are coming down, the work which you were earlier doing in Rs 45 now you are doing in Rs 39 when the inflation is rising, definitely it is creating a lot of trouble for IT industry.

Identity Theft Problems... Although the rate of identity theft in India is one of the lowest however you can take it in account when you are living for surviving because of stiff competion from outside too, Indian BPO and KPO industry is one of the largest in the World, so it matters a lot it definitely relates with your brand equity in market.

Other Markets Calling.... Ten years back we had an advantage of good english speaking population having cheaper renumeration but today dynamics are drastically changing and the countries like China, Phillipines, Brazil are marching forward into the queue, they are giving lot of stress in creating english speaking culture there and definitely they are making the way for themselves and now the sector is examining keenly, just to foray there because the renumeration is low there also low attrition and corruption rate.

So it can be largely said that although IT is experiencing a lot of problem in surviving but definitely there is a lot of hope here because they are now directly going into campuses and directly interact with students, their upcoming workforce. IT had a good times and they all will return soon if any industry survives even from post Y2K period it will definitely catch up in today's times too..